Daryl Makk (Headliner)

Having a father that worked for a company, that kept moving the family around, created a nomadic childhood for Daryl. In 12 years of public school he was bounced around to 8 different educational institutions. This forced him to learn to react quickly to new environments...perfect training for a stand-up comic in the making. Despite all the moving Daryl managed to maintain an "A" student status even if it meant being the new kid and nerd. He quickly learned that being a class clown kept the bullies from beating up the new kid. This ability was a gift that seemed to come natural for him so it only seemed fitting he would end up in the world of stand-up comedy. His mother Doreen was his biggest inspiration for all things being funny. Fast-forward many years and Daryl Makk is re-educating the sheeple of the world...one joke at a time and has been since 1993! He has also grown to a 6 foot 3 inch comedian that doesn't hold back. No one bullies Daddy Makk anymore, especially on stage and his humor is his weapon which he delivers with precision yet in a very likeable manner!!

Mike Takacs (MC)

From Thunder Bay To Toronto Mike started doing stand-up in Thunder Bay ON. The experience of opening for Derek Edwards convinced Mike to move to Toronto. Mike is sharpened his comedy chops at The Humber College Comedy Writing & Performance Program. Now Mike is working the Toronto Comedy Clubs. Check out this talented stand-up from Thunder Bay at a comedy club near you.

Tuesday 8:30PM $10.00**
Wednesday 8:30PM $6.00
Thursday 8:30PM $10.00
Friday 9:00PM $15.00
Saturday 8:00PM & 10:45PM $15.00
Sunday 8:00PM $10.00
Dinner & Show Packages

Wednesday is PRO/AM night - we have 3 to 5 local amateur comics, as well as 1 or 2 of the professional weekend performers.

Thursday to Sunday shows normally have 2 or 3 comedians with an MC, a feature act and a headliner. The shows last approximately 90 to 100 minutes. All shows contain adult content, but there is no age restriction for entry to the show.

If you have not been to Absolute Comedy before please read small bitchy print below

A credit card or deposit may be required to GUARANTEE YOUR RESERVATION. For better seating choice and better service, please arrive 40 minutes prior to Showtime (2 hours before Showtime for Dinners). Please call us as soon as possible if you are running late or if there are any changes in your party’s numbers. 24 HOURS (or MORE) NOTICE MAY BE REQUIRED TO CANCEL ANY RESERVATIONS or part of your reservation. (Check our full reservation policy here) You will lose your reservation and seating priority if you arrive less than 15 min prior to Showtime and have not called us.

ALL shows contain adult content, and are intended for an 19+ audience. Persons under the age of 19 can be admitted if accompanied by an adult. However, ….. we do not recommend bringing anyone under the age of 16. If you are actually thinking of bringing your 12 year daughter …. or your 10 year old nephew…..you are probably a horrible parent.

If you arrive only 5 min prior to showtime, you MAY have to sit in the kitchen and watch the show on a 14” black and white screen with no sound and we will spit in your drinks..