Arthur Simeon (Headliner)

Arthur Simeon is a stand-up comedian based in Toronto, Canada. He was born in Kampala, Uganda on November 14, 1983. He attended the prestigious Namilyango College between 1996-2001. He moved to Canada as a teenager where he first tried his hand at stand-up comedy. In June 2007, he headlined the Nubian Disciples of Pryor comedy showcase at Yuk Yuk's in Toronto. In 2009, he made his debut appearance at Just for Laughs as part of the Homegrown Comedy Competition. In February 2010, he was featured as the cover story of NOW in Toronto. He has appeared at the Halifax Comedy Festival for CBC Television, as well as the Winnipeg and Cottage Country Comedy festivals. He is a fan favorite on the CBC Radio hit show The Debaters and in the summer of 2011, he was invited back to Just for Laughs to appear on the HBO Canada TV show Funny as Hell.

Matt Billon (MC)

Matt Billon is a stand-up comedian who has made a huge name for himself on the comedy circuit. Experience: Born in Prince George, B.C., Matt Billon’s childhood dreams included becoming a police officer, a comedian or a wrestler. In the early years of his comedy career, Matt wrote material based on his experiences growing up in Penticton and Nelson and quite a bit from his family, making it somewhat awkward when he would do a show locally and his family would come out to watch.


Tuesday 8:30PM $10.00**
Wednesday 8:30PM $6.00
Thursday 8:30PM $10.00
Friday 9:00PM $15.00
Saturday 8:00PM & 10:45PM $15.00
Sunday 8:00PM $10.00
Dinner & Show Packages

Wednesday is PRO/AM night - we have 3 to 5 local amateur comics, as well as 1 or 2 of the professional weekend performers.

Thursday to Sunday shows normally have 2 or 3 comedians with an MC, a feature act and a headliner. The shows last approximately 90 to 100 minutes. All shows contain adult content, but there is no age restriction for entry to the show.

If you have not been to Absolute Comedy before please read small bitchy print below

A credit card or deposit may be required to GUARANTEE YOUR RESERVATION. For better seating choice and better service, please arrive 40 minutes prior to Showtime (2 hours before Showtime for Dinners). Please call us as soon as possible if you are running late or if there are any changes in your party’s numbers. 24 HOURS (or MORE) NOTICE MAY BE REQUIRED TO CANCEL ANY RESERVATIONS or part of your reservation. (Check our full reservation policy here) You will lose your reservation and seating priority if you arrive less than 15 min prior to Showtime and have not called us.

ALL shows contain adult content, and are intended for an 19+ audience. Persons under the age of 19 can be admitted if accompanied by an adult. However, ….. we do not recommend bringing anyone under the age of 16. If you are actually thinking of bringing your 12 year daughter …. or your 10 year old nephew…..you are probably a horrible parent.

If you arrive only 5 min prior to showtime, you MAY have to sit in the kitchen and watch the show on a 14” black and white screen with no sound and we will spit in your drinks..